First up is the epic battle between YOU’RE and YOUR. People mix these two up all the time, saying things like “Your too good for me” and “You’re place or mine?” If you can’t work out why these two sentences are wrong, best you read on attentively.

Here’s how it works:

• YOUR (pronounced “yore”) is the possessive form of “you”. This means that it indicates something belonging to “you”, as in your car, your house, or your excellent sense of humour.

• YOU’RE (pronounced “yure”) is a contraction of “you are”. That’s what the apostrophe* means – a letter has been left out. One could say that you’re adorable, you’re witty, or you’re looking for trouble.

When writing “your” or “you’re”, avoid this mistake by asking yourself, “Can I replace this word with “you are”?” If the answer is yes, then you should write “you’re”. If the answer is no, write “your”. It really is as simple as that.

* I’ll cover the abuse of apostrophes in a later post.

The message appears to have been posted in response to the following tweet from Dave Duarte yesterday:

“@boltondeventer Eish, if only we could afford you at #nomadicmarketing conferensie! about 22 hours ago from web in reply to boltondeventer“

And here is the evidence:

Well done to Simone Puterman, the super-sleuth who spotted the connection. The world will never be the same.

UPDATE: Matthew Buckland is doggedly refusing to admit to his alter ego. This from Twitter:

“matthewbuckland: For zillionth time i am not BD… some very interesting creatives with photoshop there… i have to say… it’s not april 1, is it…?”

“matthewbuckland: @SimoneBiz tsk tsk… u r barking up a tree, leading everyone down the garden path… tsk tsk…”

So, just in case you’re tempted to fall for his stubborn refutation of the truth, we present even further evidence, from a different Twitter account.

Jon Bishop spoke this morning about how Netcare is adopting and applying new technologies for both internal and external communication. I found the talk particularly useful as one of my clients happens to be in the healthcare industry, and I’ve had a lot of ideas floating around in my head recently about how to move them into new media. Jon’s talk sparked a whole lot more ideas, but also gave me some ways of structuring and analysing these ideas into a format that’s friendly to traditional marketers.

One of the most useful parts of his talk was a list of how-tos for new media marketers. A couple of the highlights:

• Don’t operate in isolation
• Position yourself as a thought leader
• DO NOT use the term Web 2.0 when talking to non-technical marketers
• Sell the solution not the system (this is probably the key to it all, isn’t it?)
• Structure your solutions around things like SA bandwidth costs and limitations
• Accept that not every system is right for your company

The most amusing part of Jon’s talk was this quote from an unnamed doctor (and that’s probably just as well): “My patients are getting information from the web. I demand you remove this information.” Yes… and just delete that pesky site Facebook while you’re at it, please.

For a really good outline of what was covered in Jon’s talk, visit the Zoopy blog.

A few of the sessions I’m particularly looking forward to are:

• Assessing Affiliate Marketing And The Instant Global Sales Force It Creates – Eric Edelstein (Eric’s a lively speaker who knows how to keep audience attention, and affiliate marketing is something I haven’t really investigated in any kind of depth yet.)
• Adopting New Technology Platforms In A Healthcare Environment – Jon M. Bishop (Healthcare, insurance, second-hand-car sales, they’re all generally considered “boring” industries – we have a couple of clients in “boring” businesses just like this, and so I’m always keen to find out what other people have done to attract and keep attention.)
• Effectively Capitalising On Your Target Market By Identifying Mobile Trends In South Africa – Arthur Goldstuck (I haven’t had much opportunity to investigate mobile trends, and I’m keen to learn as much as I can.)
• Exploring The Role Of “Consumer 2.0” – The New Role Of The Content User And Its Consequences For Content Providers – Vincent Maher (It doesn’t much matter to me what Vincent’s talking about – his sense of humour (which he’ll deny having, no doubt) makes any topic interesting. But as it happens, this topic does interest me, so it’s a double win.)
• Engaging The Youth Of Today Through Social Media – Tyler Reed (I’m not technically young enough to be considered part of the youth anymore (unless you apply very loose standards indeed), and I find the idea that this world of incredibly rapid change and obligatory multi-tasking is the only world they’ve ever known to be deeply fascinating.)

More than this, I’m really looking forward to meeting some of my Twitter and Facebook friends for the first time. When I was younger I was always encouraged to have penpals – well, I have plenty of them now, only we converse in real time, and don’t post one another scented envelopes and postcards.

I think I’m going to opt for the latter, because (a) I like surprises and (b) I like surprises. Of course there are other reasons, but listing them would be as boring as telling you that I’m going to cover web content, social media, industry events, writing tips, advertising, marketing trends and anything else that catches my attention. Oh gosh… silly me.

I hope you’ll find my posts useful, informative and entertaining; do join in by commenting from time to time – I’d love this to turn into a conversation.